July 2012
113 posts
Tried to act like I was asleep last night and my...
memejelly:
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
– Confucius (via kari-shma)
Happened to my roommate this morning...
memejelly:
Perhaps if they didn’t package electronics in fucking impenetrable plastic.
So i said this today.......
memejelly:
Oh, you.
Infallible Comeback Diss
memejelly:
Oh god, I hated that
Seriously, how?!
memejelly:
The “how” is easy, Hollywood is dumb…. Now “why” is a better question because her movies suck and she’s terrible.
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
Seeing someone you know outside, but you owe them...
chaystar:
Watchstandoutfromthecr0wd:
before-time:
I. AM. SCREAMING.
I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT
OH SWEET JESUS
I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG
why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why.
I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG
OMG wtf was that? :L
Dear future kids, You better be as awesome as these two.
I just love it so much
YESSSSSSS.
I FINALLY FOUND THIS...
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Me and music today
memejelly:
This just took my mind, and blew it.
Telling OAG you have herpes
memejelly:
When everyone has herpes, it’s like no one has herpes
